Friday, December 10, 2010

The Human Centipede



What can I say about this movie other than, it's your average, run of the mill ,American tourist captured by mad German scientist and sewn together ass to mouth, fun family flick.
A little more background you say. Ok, here goes......Two American girls, on a European road trip, get lost while looking for a hot nightclub in Germany. One pothole and a flat tire later and the girls are out in the rain looking for help. The stumble upon a rather lavish looking house in the woods, owned by a conjoined twins surgeon called, Dr. Heiter (dude looks like old leather stretched over a skeleton).
Here's where the fun really begins as Herr Doctor sets about attaching the girls and some Asian guy, who you never see being captured, to form a human centipede. This is a surgery that he informs them, during an impromptu slideshow, that he has already successfully performed on his three dogs.
From there on in it's a series of failed escapes and tortured wailing, with a healthy dose of torture porn tossed in for shits (literally) and giggles.
If it's nausea and total discomfort you want, then pop in The Human Centipede and have at it.

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