Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Yahoo's Top 10 Searches, Dec 14th, 2010

Today's Top Headline - US Envoy, Richard Holbrooke, Dies

1. Selena Gomez - The teen actress is denying rumors that she is dating mop-topped, teen heartthrob, Justin Beiber. Fans of Beiber celebrated the news by having an extended nap during kindergarten sleepy time.

2. 2400-Year Old Soup - Archaeologists have unearthed a bronze vessel containing the centuries old soup. It is thought that the meal was served at Betty White's 18th birthday party.

3. Crystal Bowersox - The American runner-up released her debut solo album to somewhat tepid reviews. On the bright side, she has now earned enough money to buy shampoo.

4. Vanessa Hudgens - It's being reported that the actress has broken up with her, "High School Musical", co-star, Zac Efron. First Beiber, and now this. Today may just become a National Holiday for pre-teen girls.

5. John Travolta - The Hollywood star is in the news after Carrie Fisher appeared to out him in a recent interview. Controversy is nothing new for Fisher who, in another interview, claimed that Yoda would hump her leg between filming in the Star Wars flicks.

6. Wendie Malick - The "Just Shoot Me", and "Frasier" star is celebrating her 60th birthday today. To celebrate, her current show, "Hot In Cleveland", will shoot the next usually only the candles on her birthday cake as lighting.

7. Michael Vick - Immediately following Sunday's game, Cowboys player, Tashard Choice asked Vick to autograph his gloves. The only thing that would have been more appalling to Cowboys fans would have been Choice asking the QB to dog sit his poodle.

8. Interest Rates - Insurance companies are concerned the the up and down nature of rates could hurt the bottom line in their investment portfolios. They should relax, it's not like they ever actually pay out any of that money to their customers.

9. Personalized Gifts - These custom items are all the rage this holiday season. Perfect for the moron in your family who can't remember their own name.

10. Pink Floyd - The son of PF guitarist, David Gilmour, was arrested in London on charges of violent disorder and criminal damage after he was caught swinging on a Union Jack flag during a student protest. All in all, he's just another prick up a pole.

Well, no real surprise that there is no mention of the top headline in today's top 10....maybe tomorrow.

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